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sthprk-adams.wav
American TV Anchor ... "But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams."
Canadian Film Minister ... "Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
184k |
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sthprk-asale.wav
Kyle's Mom ... "Al, tonight is a very special night! Do you know why?"
Big Gay Al ... "Oooh! They're having a sale at Merv's?!"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
150k |
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sthprk-asleep.wav
Terrence ... "Oh Philip! This is worse than the night I fell asleep, and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!"
Philip ... "I know, Terrence. I know."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
123k |
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sthprk-candy.wav
Kyle ... "Let me have some candy, Cartman!"
Cartman ... "Oh, let's see ... uh ... Nope, I don't have any Jewish candy!"
Kyle ... "Like you need all that chocolate, fat boy!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
133k |
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sthprk-comeup.wav
Philip ... "Say, Ters! What did the Spanish priest say to the Uranian Gynecologist?"
Terrence ... "I don't know, Philip! What?"
{Philip farts and they both laugh}
Stan ... "Where do they come up with this stuff?!"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
209k |
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sthprk-cryabout.wav
U.S. Ambassador ... "Uh, could you tell us again, what your argument is all a-bout?"
Canadian Film Minister ... "This is not a-boot diplomacy! This is a-boot dignity! This is a-boot respect! This is a-boot realizing ... "
{Everyone in the room is laughing at them}
Canadian Ambassador ... "You guys are dicks! Release Terrence and Philip, or we WILL give you something to cry a-boot!!"
{Crowd laughs even MORE}
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Length
00:19
Filesize
401k |
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sthprk-darkies.wav
Army General ... "....the all important, first attack wave, which we will call 'Operation Human Shield'"
Chef ... "Hey, wait a minute!"
Army General ... "Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses! Battalion 14? Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind the Darkies!' You will follow Batallion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's sake!"
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Length
00:18
Filesize
385k |
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sthprk-dig.wav
The Mole ... "We have to dig from here, so as not to be seen! Come on bitches!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
55k |
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sthprk-findit.wav
Stan ... "Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?"
Chef ... "Oh, that's easy! You just gotta find the clitoris!"
Stan ... "Huh?"
Chef ... "Whoops!!"
Stan ... "What does that mean? Find the clitoris?"
Chef ... "Uh....uh...forget I said anything!!"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
223k |
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sthprk-fkwin98.wav
Army General ... "FUCKING WINDOWS 98!!!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
32k |
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sthprk-foundit.wav
Stan ... "What....are you?"
The Clitoris ... "I am the clitoris!"
Stan ... "The CLITORIS!? I did it! I found the clitoris!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
134k |
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sthprk-getclose.wav
Satan ... "Is sex the only thing that matters to you?"
Saddam Hussein ... "I love you!"
Satan ... "I want to believe that."
Saddam Hussein ... "So what do you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
207k |
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sthprk-griping.wav
Cartman ... "Shut off the power, Cartman! This is very important, Cartman!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
84k |
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sthprk-heychef.wav
Chef ... "Hello there, children!"
The kids ... "Hey Chef!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
51k |
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sthprk-hiphop.wav
Chef ... "You ever hear of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
Army General ... "Oh, I don't listen to hip hop!!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
83k |
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sthprk-imsuper.wav
Big Gay Al sings part of "I'm Super!"
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Length
00:15
Filesize
328k |
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sthprk-itsevil.wav
Canadian Film Minister ... "The United States has graphic violence on television all the time! We can't believe that a movie with some foul language would piss you off so much!"
Stan's Mom ... "BECAUSE IT'S EVIL!!"
Canadian Film Minister ... "CAN I FINISH?! PLEASE, CAN I FINISH? Ok, I'm finished."
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Length
00:10
Filesize
220k |
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sthprk-joinarmy.wav
TV Announcer ... "...Of course, the only way to SEE the USO show is to sign up for the Army! So join the Army and KILL SOME CANADIAN SCUM as we continue ... THE MARCH OF WAR!!"
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Length
00:11
Filesize
231k |
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sthprk-kidfdup.wav
Stan ... "Damn, dude, that kid is fucked up!"
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Length
00:01
Filesize
27k |
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sthprk-litefart.wav
Terrence ... "Want to see the northern lights?"
{Strikes a match and farts and they both Laugh}
Philip ... "Ah-hahaha! You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart! Ah-hahaha!"
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Length
00:08
Filesize
165k |
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sthprk-mycrank.wav
Satan ... "It has come to be! The four horsemen are drawing nigh! The time of prophecy is upon us!"
Saddam Hussein ... "I love it when you get all Biblical, Satan! You know exactly how to turn my crank!"
Satan ... "No, I'm being serious!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
267k |
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sthprk-packing.wav
Saddam Hussein ... "Hey, you better get packing bitch! We have to go! We're running out of time!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
69k |
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sthprk-period.wav
Mr. Garrison ... "Well, your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their periods or something."
Gregory ... "Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
265k |
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sthprk-risking.wav
Gregory ... "Get lots of sleep. Tomorrow, we will all be risking our lives ... for freedom."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
85k |
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sthprk-shore.wav
Mr. Garrison ... "Oh boy, I can' t wait for our first shore leave so I can get me some fuckin'poontang!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
119k |
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sthprk-shtfaced.wav
Philip ... "Oh, you shitfaced cockmaster!"
All the kids ... "WOW!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
60k |
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sthprk-spears.wav
Babysitter ... "Now you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut, while I go listen to my Britney Spears records!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
130k |
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sthprk-suckball.wav
Mr. Garrison ... "How would you like to go see the school counselor?"
Cartman ... "How would YOU like to go suck my balls?"
Mr. Garrison ... "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Cartman ... "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was {grabs a megaphone and talks out of it} HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?"
Stan ... "Holy shit, dude ... "
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Length
00:18
Filesize
388k |
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sthprk-takerisk.wav
The Mole ... "You realize that by doing this, we could be grounded for two, perhaps even three weeks?"
Kyle ... "We're willing to take that risk!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
107k |
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sthprk-takeseat.wav
Mr. Garrison ... "Okay children, lets take our seats! We have a lot to learn today!"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
96k |
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sthprk-takeweeks.wav
Kyle's Mom ... "It is going to take us weeks to erase the damage this film has done to our children!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
102k |
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sthprk-thinkdik.wav
Stan ... "Hey Mole, you know where the clitoris is?"
The Mole ... "Zee what?"
Stan ... "The clitoris! I have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me!"
The Mole ... "HEY! You need to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes! Because I am NOT going to be grounded again! Not for you! Not for ANYBODY!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
259k |
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sthprk-ufailed.wav
Gregory ... "I see you failed in your mission. I should not have sent a boy to do a man's job."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
63k |
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sthprk-vchip.wav
Cartman ... "Hey dudes ... "
Kyle ... "What's the matter, Cartman?"
Cartman ... "It's this V-chip. I hate it, I can't say any dirty words!"
Kyle ... "Really? So you can't say fuck?"
Cartman ... "No."
Kyle ... "And you can't say shit?"
Cartman ... "Nope."
Kyle ... "So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world?"
Cartman ... "Fuck you! (V-chip shocks him) Aaaaaaaagh!"
Kyle ... "Haha! Sweet!"
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Length
00:15
Filesize
326k |
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sthprk-warwow.wav
Winona Ryder ... "What you're doing for our country is so cool! I mean, war man! Wow. War ... you know? Wow."
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Length
00:09
Filesize
201k |
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sthprk-wherefind.wav
Stan ... "You guys!....Do you know where I can find the clitoris?"d
Kyle ... "The what?"
Cartman ... "What? Is that like finding Jesus or something?"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
105k |
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sthprk-win98.wav
Army General ... "You told us that Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient with better access to the Internet!"
Bill Gates ... "It IS faster! Over five million ... "
{General Shoots Him}
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Length
00:10
Filesize
219k |
