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Before you scroll down and begin reading the descriptions of the following WAVS, please note that these WAVs are from an R-Rated Movie and therefore may be inappropriate for some audiences. Otherwise, scroll down, listen, and enjoy! Otherwise, feel free to leave this page and head back to the main page by clicking HERE. Thanks! ;}
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apie-aged.wav
Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler's Mom ... "I've got some scotch."
Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch ... "Single malt?"
Stifler's mom ... "Aged 18 years, the way I like it."
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Length
00:13 Filesize 139k |
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apie-antsy.wav
Alyson Hannigan as Michelle ... "So, are we gonna screw soon because I'm gettin kinda antsy."
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Length
00:05 Filesize 53k |
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apie-bandcamp.wav
Michelle ... "And one time at band camp...."
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Length
00:02 Filesize 376k |
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apie-blowjob.wav
Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin ... "Enough of this blowjob bullshit, I gotta get laid already."
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Length
00:04 Filesize 78k |
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apie-confidence.wav
Chris Owen (I) as Chuck Sherman ... "Confidence is high, repeat confidence is high. Sherman is moving to defcon 2, full strategic arsenal, ready for deployment."
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Length
00:13 Filesize 137k |
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apie-desensitize.wav
Michelle ... "Now, I have two rubbers, wear them both it will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time."
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Length
00:07 Filesize 148k |
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apie-duped.wav
Natasha Lyonne as Jessica ... "You want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her. That's how I was duped."
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Length
00:05 Filesize 50k |
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apie-flute.wav
Michelle ... "Oh and this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."
Jason Biggs as Jim ... "Excuse me?"
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Length
00:09 Filesize 1615k |
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apie-fuckers.wav
Eli Marienthal as Stifler's Younger Brother ... "You guys are gonna fuck aren't ya? Fuckers, Fuckers, Fuckers, Fuckers!!"
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Length
00:08 Filesize 170k |
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apie-getlaid.wav
Kevin ... "We must make a stand, here and now. No longer will our penis's remain flaicid and unused. We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. This is our day...this is our time, and by god, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. We will make a stand, we will succeed, WE WILL GET LAID!"
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Length
00:25 Filesize 541k |
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apie-masturbating.wav
Jim ... "I have an announcement that I would like to make. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed."
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Length
00:05 Filesize 117k |
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apie-milf.wav
John Cho as 'MILF' Guy 1 ... "Chick's a milf."
Justin Isfeld as 'MILF' Guy 2 ... "What the hell is that?"
'MILF'Guy 1 ... "M I L F - Mom I'd like to fuck!"
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Length
00:10 Filesize 111k |
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apie-name.wav
Michelle ... "What's my name? Say my name bitch!"
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Length
00:08 Filesize 90k |
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apie-paleale.wav
Kevin ... "Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?"
Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler ... "Fuck you!"
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Length
00:13 Filesize 135k |
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apie-photograph.wav
Stifler ... "Get some fucking balls. Man, if you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick in your house, how the hell are you ever gonna sleep with one?"
Finch ... "I don't like the kid, but he's got a point Jim."
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Length
00:09 Filesize 199k |
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apie-questions.wav
Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher ... "It was just like that college chick told me. All that you got to do is just ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit."
Stifler ... "I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work."
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Length
00:11 Filesize 236k |
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apie-reattached.wav
Stifler ... "I think you need your balls reattached."
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Length
00:02 Filesize 38k |
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apie-sexualdestiny.wav
Kevin ... "Separately we are flawed and vulnerable but together we are masters of our sexual destiny."
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Length
00:05 Filesize 100k |
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apie-shocker.wav
Tara Reid as Vickie ... "Kevin likes it."
Natasha Lyonne as Jessica ... "He likes getting head...gee, what a total shocker."
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Length
00:05 Filesize 50k |
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apie-suckme.wav
Stifler ... "SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!"
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Length
00:02 Filesize 47k |
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apie-surething.wav
Michelle ... "Now, I have 2 rubbers...wear them both, it'll desensitize you. I don't want you coming so damn early this time."
Jim ... "What makes you think I would come early?"
Michelle ... "Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing."
Jim ... "Yes, I am."
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Length
00:16 Filesize 344k |
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apie-thirdbase.wav
Jim ... "What exactly does 3rd base feel like?"
Kevin ... "You want to take this one?"
Oz ... "Like warm apple pie."
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Length
00:10 Filesize 107k |
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apie-used.wav
Jim ... "She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!"
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Length
00:05 Filesize 108k |