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str-basictraining.wav
Harold Ramis as Russel Ziskey ... "You're gonna finish basic training."
Bill Murray as John Winger ... "Oh yeah?"
Russell ... "You're gonna keep your mouth shut."
John ... "Oh yeah?"
Russell ... "And you're gonna do everything He tells ya."
John ... "Oh yeah?"
Russell ...: "And do you know why?"
John ... "Why?"
Russell ... "Because you talked me into this that's why you idiot. It was your idea."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
127k |
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str-dogfaces.wav
John ... "So we're all dog-faces. We're all very very different. But there is one thing that we all have in common - we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army!"
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Length
00:11
Filesize
115k |
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str-francis.wav
George Jenesky as Psycho (as Conrad Dunn) ... "Any of you guys, call me Francis, and I'll kill ya."
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Length
00:04
Filesize
43k |
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str-health.wav
John ... "In the last two hours, I've lost my job, my apartment, my car and my girlfriend."
Russell ... "You still have your health."
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Length
00:11
Filesize
118k |
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str-homosexual.wav
Russell ... "No, we aren't homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
32k |
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str-lightenup.wav
Warren Oates as Sergeant Hulka ... "Lighten up, Francis."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
24k |
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str-serioussex.wav
Russell ... "No no no, No questions please. We just want to go back to our hotel room and have some really serious sex."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
67k |
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str-stickit.wav
Sergeant ... "So you better hit them bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass."
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Length
00:08
Filesize
86k |
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str-teach.wav
Seargant ... "Cause, I'm gonna teach every last one of ya: how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, shit--like a United States soldier!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
100k |
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str-touchme.wav
Psycho ... "Now any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill ya."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
67k |
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str-workout.wav
Russell ... "We work on it the rest of the night, we get it together. We can do this, right?"
John ... "There's no way in hell we can do it!"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
64k |
