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frrm-beverage.wav
Quentin Tarantino as Chester ... "Drink up lad. What do you say?"
Tim Roth as Ted the bellhop ... "Oh, thank you Sir!"
Chester ... "No, not thank you, What do you say about the tasty beverage?"
Ted ... "Ah, its very good."
Chester ... "Its fucking good, Ted! Lets try it again: So Ted, what do you think about this tasty beverage?"
Ted ... "Its fucking good, Sir!"
Chester ... "Its fucking Cristal! Everything else is piss!"
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Length
00:20
Filesize
210k |
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frrm-corkboy.wav
Bruce Willis as Leo ... "Why don't you guys shut the fuck up?"
Black Guy ... "Shut the fuck up bitch!"
Jennifer Beals as Angela ... "Bitch?"
Black guy ... "Bitch!"
Angela ... "Excuse me, Aren't you the one who's getting paid to suck his cock, corkboy?"
Leo ... "WHOA!"
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Length
00:08
Filesize
84k |
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frrm-dead.wav
Child ... "If you dont help us, my dad is going to lie next to her, I swear to fucking God!"
Ted ... "I am coming up there right this minute, and if there isn't a dead body up there, I'm going to make one -- You!!!"
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Length
00:13
Filesize
137k |
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frrm-game.wav
Ted ... "I'm not playing this game any more..."
David Proval as Siegfried ... "It will be over soon. Then you can go home to mommy...Theodore!"
Ted ... "TED!...The name is Ted! And yes, my mother did me the service of naming me Theodore. And I haven't a clue how you know that, because everyone how knows that is thousands of fucking miles from here!"
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Length
00:20
Filesize
218k |
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frrm-goop.wav
Madonna as Elspeth ... "If she doesn't get his goop in 10 minutes, I'm going to go in there and get it myself."
Alicia Witt as Kiva ... "That'd be a first for you."
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Length
00:06
Filesize
61k |
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frrm-laid.wav
Ione Skye as Eva ... "Goddess Diana, I offer to you, the gism of the one I woo'ed for you. So you may live and know such bliss as getting laid by a guy like this."
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Length
00:12
Filesize
127k |
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frrm-magnum.wav
Ted ... "Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac, sticks a gun in my face, and forces me to play out some psycho sexual drama with his wife!"
Lady ... "He made you have psycho sex with his wife?"
Ted ... "He wasn't making me fuck his wife! He thought I had sex with his wife. He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun."
Lady ... "What kind a gun was it?'
Ted ... "I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. It was big."
Lady ... "Was it like Dirty Harry's gun."
Ted ... "Yea, Something like that."
Lady ... "Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel?"
Ted ... "What difference does it make?!?!"
Lady ... "Well, for one thing it's a difference between a 44 Magnum and a Magnum 357."
Ted ... "What the fuck case! Whether it was 44 or a 392! It was a big fucking gun! It was loaded! And it was pointing right at my fucking head!"
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Length
00:42
Filesize
449k |
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frrm-milk.wav
Athena ... "On this night, in this hour, we call upon the ancient power. Our goddess bride, we offer thee milk, from a mother's sweet titty."
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Length
00:14
Filesize
145k |
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frrm-misbehave.wav
Man ... "DON'T MISBEHAVE!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
27k |
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frrm-monkeyboy.wav
Jennifer Beals as Angela ... "You're a shit monkey boy, easy for you to say after you fucked another mans wife."
Ted ... "huhh?!"
Angela ... "You should at least have the guts to stand behind your conviction"
Ted ... "She's lying Siegfried. I swear to god!"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
131k |
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frrm-mother.wav
??? ... "You're not my mother."
Elspeth ... "Yes, I am."
??? ... "Then why are we sleeping together?"
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Length
00:04
Filesize
47k |
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frrm-roomservice.wav
Ted(knocking) ... "Roomservice!"
Angela ... "Hello Theodore."
Ted ... "What the fuck are you doing here?!?!"
Angela ... "Having a drink."
Ted ... "Is Siegfried here?"
Angela ... "Are you kidding, He'll probably be asleep till Christmas."
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Length
00:17
Filesize
181k |
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frrm-strange.wav
Angela ... "(make noises)"
Ted ... "What!?!?"
Angela ... "We don't have time to play charades here you asshole, untie me!"
Ted ... "I would appreciate it...if you would tell that nutcase in there...he making a big fucking mistake!"
Angela ... "Look, whether you like it or not, you are in the middle a situation here you cannot wish your way out of."
Ted ... "But I don't even met you people before! We're complete strangers!!"
Angela ... "Everybody starts out as strangers Ted, its where we end up that counts."
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Length
00:30
Filesize
326k |
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frrm-swallowed.wav
Eva ... "Goddess Diana, fail you I will. I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect and his semen would follow. But Alas, I was hot, so hot, that I swallowed."
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Length
00:13
Filesize
141k |
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frrm-tears.wav
Lili Taylor as Raven ... "Oh Diana, oh great one! We live without sun. Until this wicked curse is undone, we hope that you appear. I have collected a years worth of tears."
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Length
00:11
Filesize
121k |
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frrm-thighs.wav
Kiva ... "Goddess of light, goddess of lust, to undo this awful spell is a real must. To bring you to life and get you high, I offer the sweat of five men's thighs."
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Length
00:14
Filesize
148k |
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frrm-timing.wav
Ted ... "Is this room 404?....Obviously I have come in a very bad timing"
Siegfried ... "The fact isn't that you don't have a sense of timing...the fact is...you're here"
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Length
00:12
Filesize
126k |
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frrm-whore.wav
Ted ... "Shut up! Shut up! What do you want now for Christ sake, who died?!!"
Kid ... "I don't know, but she's in my bed!"
Ted ... "What?!"
Kid ... "There's a dead body in my bed!"
Ted ... "Nonsense! That's just your brother sound asleep!"
Kid ... "No, There's a women's dead body, inside the bed, in the mattress!"
Ted ... "You saw the body?"
Kid ... "Yes!"
Ted ... "IMPOSSIBLE! You've got the ointment on your eyes, you cant see shit! Now go to sleep!"
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Length
00:30
Filesize
321k |
