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agd-911.wav
Male voice ... "Somebody dial 911!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
16k |
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agd-backup.wav
Bruce Willis as Harry S. Stamper ... "You telling me you don't have a backup plan? That these eight Boy Scouts right here, that is the world's hope? That's what you're telling me?"
Billy Bob Thornton as Dan Truman ... "Yeah."
Harry ... "Oh Jesus! Dammit!"
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Length
00:10
Filesize
66k |
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agd-brains.wav
Steve Buscemi as Rockhound ... "Look, you wanna compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22, chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives, OK?"
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Length
00:18
Filesize
178k |
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agd-cyclops.wav
Rockhound ... "Ok, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
14k |
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agd-everything.wav
Rockhound ... "God, I hate knowing everything!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
16k |
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agd-feeling.wav
Harry ... "How ya feeling?"
Ben Affleck as A.J. Frost ... "Ah, good, you know, I mean considering I've never been this scared in my entire life."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
48k |
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agd-fivewords.wav
Harry ... "A.J., I got just five words for ya - Damn glad to see ya boy!"
A.J. ... "That's six words!"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
47k |
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agd-global.wav
Truman ... "It's what we call a global killer. The end of mankind. Doesn't matter where it hits, nothing would survive, not even bacteria."
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Length
00:09
Filesize
63k |
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agd-horror.wav
Rockhound ... "Guess what guys! It's time to embrace the horror! Look, we got front-row tickets to the end of the earth!"
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Length
00:07
Filesize
44k |
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agd-hug.wav
Michael Duncan as Jayotis "Bear" Kurleenbear (as Michael Clarke Duncan) ... "I am not crazy! I'm just a little emotional right now, ok? Ya'll throwing all this stuff at me, man! Look, I mean, after this is over, can I like get a hug from you or somethin?"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
62k |
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agd-job.wav
Harry ... "You know A.J., there's not a job on the planet that I'd want you to work with me on."
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Length
00:05
Filesize
32k |
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agd-peace.wav
Harry ... "Make your peace with God, A.J.!"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
15k |
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agd-pisspoor.wav
Truman ... "You said we did a bad job of putting it together?"
Harry ... "No, I said you did a piss-poor job of putting it together!"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
34k |
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agd-real.wav
Truman ... "Well, actually, this is as real as it gets."
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Length
00:03
Filesize
17k |
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agd-retards.wav
Keith David (I) as General Kimsey ... "We spend two hundred and fifty billion dollars a year on defense, and here we are, the fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!"
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Length
00:09
Filesize
60k |
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agd-save.wav
Harry ... "The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?"
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Length
00:06
Filesize
41k |
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agd-sky.wav
Truman ... "Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
47k |
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agd-tampax.wav
Liv Tyler as Grace Stamper ... "The first time I got my period Rock had to take me into Taipei for Tampax and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry!"
Rockhound ..."Oh! Uh, no, I told her how to use them, I didn't show her, Harry!"
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Length
00:13
Filesize
91k |
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agd-taxes.wav
Harry ... "Yeah, one more thing, umm... None of them wanna pay taxes again... Ever."
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Length
00:13
Filesize
88k |
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agd-wife.wav
John Mahon (I) as Karl ... "I want to name her Dottie, after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape."
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Length
00:07
Filesize
45k |
