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hs-20years.wav
Lloyd Bridges as Admiral Benson ... "I look out there at all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, 'what I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger.'"
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00:07
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71k |
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hs-alright.wav
??? ... "Are you alright sir?"
Admiral Benson ... "Of course I'm alright -- Why? What have you heard?"
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Length
00:05
Filesize
50k |
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hs-bother.wav
Admiral Benson ... "Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss out of me!"
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Length
00:03
Filesize
35k |
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hs-doggy.wav
Charlie Sheen as Topper Harley ... "Keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag."
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Length
00:02
Filesize
25k |
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hs-fallen.wav
Topper ... "I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."
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Length
00:02
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21k |
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hs-hell.wav
??? ... "Who the hell are you talkin' to, son?"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
19k |
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hs-noclue.wav
??? ... "Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D and perhaps negative-C categories. There's also a nest of NA aircraft and Nok-a-gee-wa squadrons. They can send up an *ack-ack* umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.
Admiral Benson ... "I don't have any clue what you're talking about, Phil. Not a fucking clue."
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Length
00:16
Filesize
343k |
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hs-penis.wav
Don Lake as Doctor ... "Nurse, check his penis-- is it longer than mine?"
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Length
00:02
Filesize
18k |
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hs-sister.wav
Topper ... "Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal."
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Length
00:06
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67k |
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hs-threeballs.wav
Valeria Golino as Ramada Thompson ... "What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him, and pitch to the rhino."
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Length
00:05
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48k |
